There are man eating sharks roaming the beaches of Ft. Lauderdale. Darrell knows about them first hand. He and I were walking along minding our own business when this big blue shark jumped out and gobbled Darrell up.
It was crazy! It was revolting! It was disgusting!
Good thing Darrell so old and tough. The shark made a disgusting sound as he vomited and spit him out.
Being the sweet compassionate person that you all know I am, I stood by calmly photographing the historic moment.
Proof of my story below:
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